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Created on 2001-09-03 19:49:03 (#338272), last updated 2009-02-01
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Basic Info| Name: | The Contino |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1982-12-15 |
| Location: | Columbus, Ohio, United States |
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omegabot99@gamebox.net BioIn a perfect world, everybody would already know me. But this isn't a perfect world, so you're gonna need a little bit of background info. And that's what this is here for.
My name's John, and I try to be a funny, funny guy. That means sarcasm, dirty jokes, crude humor, and always wringing the most out of every situation. I once described myself like this:
"To those of you who don't know me, it's like taking wacky, smart, funny, with a dash of sexual frustration and obsessive/compulsive disorder and throwing them all in a can. Then you leave the can out in the sun. Later that year, the can grows into a new lifeform. That lifeform, kids, is me. Ain't life grand?"
Aside from some general history, that about sums it up. I was born in Virginia, lived in Italy for a few years, and since I've been bouncing back between Ohio and West Virginia. I think I've finally settled here in Columbus, Ohio.
I think I'm happy here. So there. If you wanna know more, just keep reading the journal. That should show you more than you'll ever need to know about me.
Peace.
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My name's John, and I try to be a funny, funny guy. That means sarcasm, dirty jokes, crude humor, and always wringing the most out of every situation. I once described myself like this:
"To those of you who don't know me, it's like taking wacky, smart, funny, with a dash of sexual frustration and obsessive/compulsive disorder and throwing them all in a can. Then you leave the can out in the sun. Later that year, the can grows into a new lifeform. That lifeform, kids, is me. Ain't life grand?"
Aside from some general history, that about sums it up. I was born in Virginia, lived in Italy for a few years, and since I've been bouncing back between Ohio and West Virginia. I think I've finally settled here in Columbus, Ohio.
I think I'm happy here. So there. If you wanna know more, just keep reading the journal. That should show you more than you'll ever need to know about me.
Peace.
This was brought to you by the
Buy Me a Present Foundation
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